1,2,3, What do you think?????

Posted by on Feb.28, 2010, under Make me Rich

1
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
2
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.
3
The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second.
When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it’s starting to rain and the top’s down!"

I like them all.

13 comments for this entry:
  1. jakethesnakesmitty
    February 28th, 2010 on 11:30 pm

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..!……I’m sorry what?
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  2. anaclyne
    February 28th, 2010 on 11:59 pm

    Booooooo, not funny.

    Thanks for trying though!!!!

    hugs
    xxxxxxx
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  3. ☆ღ{C}La Maravilla☆ღFTP
    March 1st, 2010 on 12:14 am

    OMG WOW LMAO…BLONDES THESE DAYS LOL THAT WAS FUNNNY
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  4. deathreaper34
    March 1st, 2010 on 1:03 am

    pretty good, even though its not a question lol
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  5. SnowAngel5618
    March 1st, 2010 on 1:26 am

    I like number one. its funny
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  6. littlebotas17
    March 1st, 2010 on 2:07 am

    last two funny funny. Thanks for that!
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  7. Vanka
    March 1st, 2010 on 2:15 am

    LOL i like the 1st and 3rd. the tops down. Idiots. LOL. 10/10
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  8. lorennys2002
    March 1st, 2010 on 2:35 am

    2
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  9. Marie21
    March 1st, 2010 on 3:23 am

    those were funny omg lol
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  10. Josiah
    March 1st, 2010 on 3:58 am

    If you’re asking which joke is the funniest I’d have to say 1.
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  11. Jeffrey M
    March 1st, 2010 on 4:03 am

    1 is boring
    2 and 3 are ok
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  12. Chelli
    March 1st, 2010 on 4:21 am

    these jokes suck….with all due respect.
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  13. 2ND2NUN
    March 1st, 2010 on 4:44 am

    I like them all.
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